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on pronunciations

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

it makes you make a blowjob mouth when you say it. having never given a blowjob, i’lll have to defer, but it sure seems like those syllables in his last…

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in the news: Pouty Husband Sends Wife Spreadsheet Detailing Sex-Life Dissatisfaction

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

me: I could see you doing this boss: I have done that. I have also done that for “fights” or “giving me shit” me: knew it boss: it did not…

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are you wearing pasties?

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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whoreasaurus

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

after a long day of Board Meeting prep… HR: have a good night you grumpasauruses me: whoreasaurus.

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  • observations about life

it’s a real punch in the cock

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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on how the scale relates to the scale

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

if she loses two pounds she can easily go from an 8.7 to a 9.9

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on networking

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

yes. i love sluts. sluts, skanks and fuckwhores. we need some more of them.

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  • random exclamations

don’t get too upset at my misogyny.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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  • tech & the internet

testes.

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

(just to make sure this is working)

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wassaaabbbbiiiiii

  • Posted on August 14, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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