me- Please define “murder finger” for me? boss- hahahahaha. Finger her to death. it’s possible I read it somewhere so it’s true. me- on the internet? boss- I probably wrote…
The seesaw of the horrible summer Vegas landing is entertaining enough but I am listening to “motherfucking awesome playlist” so you know things are good. Add to that my bloody…
me: sorry i was getting shot in the face when you asked that boss: bukake me: i mean. it felt more like with an actual bullet boss: wtf r u…
espresso please. I want to be impatient and aggressive all day. Thanks.
boss: we didn’t get her bday present yet? me: isn’t that shirt plus vegas her present? boss: No. we need more material things. Remember I spoil my bitches. me: shirts…