Boss: Dragon war.

I’m logging out soon. Almost out of Jews.

Hi. How are you? Thanks for the porn.

If you can’t say anything nice and all, you should avoid murder and violence.

Insert whatever your token of sincerity is here.

You just called me boring. Now I hate you. I’m going to trex you.

I’m sitting next to this lady that emailed me last week. I can’t remember her name but she said I never replied. Me: You can’t remember her name and you’re…