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  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Hi.hi.hi. Is this working?

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  • in the office

On our last HR director

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

She had sex with him on the board room table. Even I’m not that big of a whore.

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Stop Monday stroking out on me.

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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  • in the office

Salespeople

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

She’s hot enough to meet with.

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  • tech & the internet

Truth

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I’ll post it on the internet next time so you know it’s true.

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  • while traveling

IM while flying

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Me: You’re kind of blowing my mind right now. Boss: blowing is generally good right? – goes off on another tangent- Me: i like how your response to that was…

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  • while traveling

AA is the most downsy airline.

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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His last hotel

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

It’s ghetto. There were black people there. And Mexicans were playing basketball in the hallways in front of the rooms.

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  • relationship advice

His next gf

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

She’s like 10- so in 8-11 years I should be all set. You have to get ahead of these things.

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  • while traveling

Airlines

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

AA sucks dick compared to US Airways. Not that I’m endorsing that dicksucking is something bad. Online check in doesn’t work with apple passport. So it’s a Big Dick mangle.

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