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Willpower

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I ordered a cocktail. Because will power.

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Urban dictionary tutorial

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Look up Chewbacca. Or pink sock. Or Chicago waffle. Or the angry pirate. San Francisco bird feeder. The gecko. Kentucky Klondike bar. The Alabama hot pocket. Cold lunch. Alaskan firedragon.

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Who is that?

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Is that the guy associated with the whore?

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So…

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

that doesn’t mean we can’t talk about whores.

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About last night

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

And then i went upstairs shunned, to have another shot of tequila.

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I watched get hard last night

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Me: how was it? Boss: the innuendos about getting hard were good.

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I will slap you.

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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Rule follower

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

They gave us this huge list of shit we weren’t allowed to do, like 360s and drifts… and so I did all of that.

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His poor gf

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

She knows I like whores- so like- fucking be a whore bitch.

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Come monday

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Oh also, you might have noticed that I’m still alive. So that’s good.

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