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After being on the internet

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

When i see shit like that, I wonder why I’m not banging Emily ratajowskyilyalsiialiah

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Trying to motivate me

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

You are crabby. Do you want some nuts? Do you hate me?

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Sass is like plural for ass.

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
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Safety first

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

There were a lot of jelly fish in the water so I went cliff diving, but I bought a shirt to wear to protect me.

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White whores… many of them

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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About last night

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

So i ate three chips and got drunk off sangria with a lot of vodka in it.

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On people

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

It annoys me when people don’t pay attention. And when they are dip shits.

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Random Request

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

NOt to be gruesome, but can you find my will?

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It’s not a first date until I get blown.

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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Sincerity

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

BJ’s add sincerity to everything. It’s like salt or pepper. Things are bland without them.

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