Random and Ridiculous Shit My Boss Says

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Regarding his mother

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Why can’t that bitch just fucking call me?

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He’s ridiculous

  • Posted on October 15, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Boss: I have this game I play, where I take everything I talk about all the way over the top… to the end of the tracks. Me: isn’t that your…

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Life goals

  • Posted on October 4, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I haven’t almost died in a month. I’m really slowing down.

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Keeping to a schedule

  • Posted on October 4, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I did my first BJ reference of the day before 9 am!

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Yes and a gratuitous nipple!

  • Posted on October 4, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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Her cheeks are annoying

  • Posted on October 4, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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Trying to get my attention.

  • Posted on October 4, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Watch this. Hey watch! Why you not watching? I’m trying to entertain you. Hi. You haven’t said anything to me in a while.

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I have a wet cat.

  • Posted on October 4, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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Wait. Put your head in here.

  • Posted on October 4, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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This bitch just told me she works harder than I do.

  • Posted on October 4, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Boss: Who? me: this lady on the phone Boss: are you serious? me: yes hahaha. She has no idea that’s what she just said. She was like “you can imagine…

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