Me: depends on what you mean by “something wonderful” – usually when i get asked that it’s genitals. boss: that’s usually what I mean. But it’s not. I don’t want…
history: once upon a time, god made woman. turns out, she was a whore. the end.
I have had so many women in my life where I had to teach them how to maintain their vaginas. like how do you not know these things.