she has a small annoying dog. but she is hot enough to get away with it.
boss: i might have been surfing porn on a wp site…while logged in as you. specifically i was on a site that was all about porn stars who also are…
it pisses me off. especially when i’m the target of the wash. obviously. WHORES.
boss: girl flirted with me yesterday. asked me for my beard. me: she’s a lesbian. she probably actually wants your beard. boss: lesbians like me me: they cant decide if…
Fucktastic emerged from the combination of fucking fantastic. Today, fucktastic is amazeball’s more amazing cousin. over the years, amazeballs adopted a bit more juvenille and jersey shore douche effect, while…