So today, I was doing my part to get us off fossil fuels as well. I was driving my 13mpg v8 in 3rd on the freeway sucking down 91 octane…
The problem is that I see priusi all over the freeway driving like they are better than everyone. Me: Priusi….
I always wondered with the super trophy wives. How many were hot when they got purchased and how many are hot through the sugar-daddy-maintenance?
There’s fucking 26 other chairs bitch. You’re not the court jesters, why are you so close to me?