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I’m pretty sure she wants to suck my cock with her asshole.

  • Posted on February 11, 2018
  • by thomaslascind
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His next career

  • Posted on February 11, 2018
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I think the only way to make enough money to keep up is to start charging bitches $100 per orgasm.

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I have to go see a man about a bitch

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
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Emotions

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

Well, Since I just bukkaked emotions on you…

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So.. in the spirit of Tourette’s..

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
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Birds and the Bees

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

It took my parents a year to generate me after my mom went off the pill.   Me: ……generate haha

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Do ugly people just do it doggy?

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
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I’m eating a kabob and lust

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
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On the internet again

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

You should see this bitch that showed up in my recommended linked in!

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Time management

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I think I stroked out earlier, what time do we have to leave?

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