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Keeping a secret

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

That makes me feel good… secretly… but not, because i just told you.

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Now I need a hugscratchbj

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
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I will shank her

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
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Roophied

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I feel like i got drugged with emotional tonic out of her pussy

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Lube

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

When you have sex for more hours than you are sleeping, you might want some lube.

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woke up

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

I woke up today cold and alone with no BJ in sight.

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vegas

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

we went on a roller coaster and some crazy fucking arcade ride that was invented by the same genius motherfucker that invented the velociraptor and the vagina.

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I’m never getting blown again.

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind
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Today I am happy for porn and beating off.

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
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When I was trying to talk to his DR

  • Posted on October 16, 2017
  • by thomaslascind

You should have said “I have a pound of his cum in me… so does that make us related?

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