• Uncategorized

did i tell you that I used to be a drug dealer?

• Posted on October 16, 2017
• by thomaslascind

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• Uncategorized

I’m hungover. Or Drunk. Or both

• Posted on October 16, 2017
• by thomaslascind

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• feeding him

coffee

• Posted on October 16, 2017
• by thomaslascind

How much caffeine would kill a horse? That’s how much I need.

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• random exclamations

I feel like you want to stab her.

• Posted on October 16, 2017
• by thomaslascind

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• in the office

Work goals

• Posted on October 16, 2017
• by thomaslascind

So today was awesome because I had a hard on before I even got into the office.

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• Uncategorized

I gave up on life after the sad news RE: whores.

• Posted on October 15, 2017October 16, 2017
• by thomaslascind

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• life goals

Daughters

• Posted on October 15, 2017
• by thomaslascind

If it were just a few generations ago, I could give him a goat and buy his daughters for marriage, babies, deviant shit and chores. Unfortunately, at my age, I…

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• logical explanations

Salem Witch Trials

• Posted on October 15, 2017
• by thomaslascind

Here’s how that fucking went down. They were actually jays trying to tie them up for some fun and someone’s wife walked in. They saw the sea of hot women…

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• Uncategorized

Here’s some wisdom

• Posted on October 15, 2017
• by thomaslascind

People who rate porno videos are the unsung heroes of our generation.

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• tech & the internet

The Internet

• Posted on October 15, 2017
• by thomaslascind

I hate this website. It’s like fucking bitch don’t act like you know me.

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