How much caffeine would kill a horse? That’s how much I need.

random exclamations

I feel like you want to stab her.

Posted on October 16, 2017
by thomaslascind

in the office

Work goals

Posted on October 16, 2017
by thomaslascind

So today was awesome because I had a hard on before I even got into the office.

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I gave up on life after the sad news RE: whores.

Posted on October 15, 2017October 16, 2017
by thomaslascind

life goals

Daughters

Posted on October 15, 2017
by thomaslascind

If it were just a few generations ago, I could give him a goat and buy his daughters for marriage, babies, deviant shit and chores. Unfortunately, at my age, I…

logical explanations

Salem Witch Trials

Posted on October 15, 2017
by thomaslascind

Here’s how that fucking went down. They were actually jays trying to tie them up for some fun and someone’s wife walked in. They saw the sea of hot women…

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Here’s some wisdom

Posted on October 15, 2017
by thomaslascind

People who rate porno videos are the unsung heroes of our generation.

tech & the internet

The Internet

Posted on October 15, 2017
by thomaslascind

I hate this website. It’s like fucking bitch don’t act like you know me.

Random and Ridiculous Shit My Boss Says

inside the mind of an over the top CEO, curated by a sometimes horrified but always entertained Executive Assistant

did i tell you that I used to be a drug dealer?

I’m hungover. Or Drunk. Or both

coffee